the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Okay so I just had a really great idea
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So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Your penis caused this!
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