thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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