So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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