sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
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