I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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