I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
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you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
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I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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