She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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