My girlfriend figured out who you are.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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