Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
His nipple licking is glorious
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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