you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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