yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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