used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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