i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
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