I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
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Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
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You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
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