I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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