I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Randomize
