At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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