I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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