This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Randomize
