some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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