it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I need to sanitize my soul.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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