Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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