I think im going to throw up on grandma
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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