I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
This baby is an asshole
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
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