Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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