Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
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I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
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rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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