Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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