The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
i would punch a child for taco bell
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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