The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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