I want to stick my p in your. b.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
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Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
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Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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