The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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