Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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