who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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