Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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