Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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