He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
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today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
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The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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