I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
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It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
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He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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