if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
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I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
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Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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