So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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