"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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