I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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