Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
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I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
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It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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