Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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