Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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