Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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