I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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