Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
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