i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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