it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
