Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
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Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
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Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
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