i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
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It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
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I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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