i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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