She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
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Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
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& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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