You really coming over, don't trick.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Randomize
