Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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